"Oh sure I'm just gonna type my name right in man. Fuck no I ain't registered." Jon growled and scanned the board, finally finding a register link. "Well who the fuck can I be, cuz I sure as fuck ain’t gonna be me."
"Um you have to have a name they won't recognize," Obie shook his head, even Jon should know that.
Jon leaned back, and studied the board, then clicked into the members list only to tilt his head, his eyes going wide. "Fuck me sideways. They are all Jovi something. I'd fit right in."
He settled his fingers onto the keyboard again and started to type, a grin starting to build in his eyes. He quickly typed in a jovi name, date of birth and email. Thank god he had a few oddball ones that wouldn't trace back to himself.
"What name did you use man? "Obie asked curiously
Jon glanced up, his smirk widening. "jovifreak.”
Obie laughed "You will fit right in. It looks like you have to go to your email to get activated.”
Jon grumbled and opened yet another tab, keying in the addy to his email. He nodded to see a welcome from the DLS Admins. Finding verify Link he clicked it and was rewarded with a new web page thanking him for validating his email.
He went back to the board and tried the two links that refused him entry only to still be thwarted. "FUCK!"
Obie laughed. "Message one of those people in blue or the admin for the password fuckhead."
Jon's eyes rolled. "Right it did say that didn’t it?"
"Yea you ass, it did. Sure you're old enough?" Obie snickered.
Jon's hand lifted as he stuck a middle finger up towards Obie. "Eat this man."
Picking a name at random, he clicked into the send private message area and typed a quick short email requesting a password and crossed his fingers, then went back to checking out the site. Within moments he'd found the profile area and learned you could modify signatures and styles.
He amused himself a few minutes checking out each new style. He couldn't help but wonder exactly who had taken so many pictures from over the years and melded them into seamless works of damn near art. Tico would love it.
As he clicked back to the main index he saw *you have 1 new message" and smiled. "Well alright then. Time to find out what's so secret about this place."
To: Jovifreak
From:admin
Welcome to Dirty lil Secrets. Hope you enjoy your stay. The password you requested is jovi4eva. If you have any questions please ask.
jovimistress
Jon read the note, studied the password intently for a moment to memorise it, then clicked the link back out to the main index, scrolled down and went into the first board.
Fifteen minutes and a few additional gray hairs later, he clicked out and scrolled to the place called the gutter. After reading for five minutes his hand reached for his cell phone and dialed.
"Yea bro whats happening? "Richie answered
"You gotta see this man. I mean shit, you just gotta SEE this."
"See what man? What you goin on about?"
"Just get your ass in here. See for yourself. But fuck bro, I think I found something that rivals even YOUR fuckin' dirty mind."
"C'mon on now, nothing rivals that," Richie laughed.
"Chicken Bro?" Jon started to chuckle and push his best friend's buttons. "Trust me. I have found the motherlode of all thats ..." His voice trailed off a moment."Come or not. I can keep THIS for myself."
"Well shit you got me curious now, be over in a few."
"Fifteen minutes and a few additional gray hairs later, he clicked out and scrolled to the place called the gutter."
ReplyDeleteI lol'd on that one! This is really good ladies!
I'm seriously cackling like a madwoman over here my husband thinks I'm insane!!! LMAO GREAT as ALWAYS ladies!
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